Serenity "The She Beast" Wood
SB as she is effectionately named is a hardcore conservaterian. After graduating nearly in the middle of her class she set off for a military career only to be cut short by injury. Not to be kept down SB spent some time out on the road seeing the world staying in campgrounds and hostiles getting a meal any where she could. After taking her clothes off for money and transitioning to a short but illustrious porn career under the screen nam "Hairy Twatter" she finally received the chance to go to college came and she graduated from the University of Tennessee with honors and works in industrial machine design.
"Big" Mac Wood
Mac hit the road right out of high school with a short stint as a roadie for a well known rock band and another with a national country act. Mac had a short stint in the porn business as well under the name "Boy Toy Troy". He know spends his time fighting tyranny on the Hillbilly Radio Network.